KAALA BANDER....

Natbar, dear Natbar... after a long time I am having a great feeling to write something...

... something totally nonsense... but you know now-days I am loosing all my creativity ... my thinkings are not taking rest but my hands are unable to type or write ... my mind is on its way to rambling thoughts ... but my eyes are not cooperating me... however, I am pasting here some lines (originally creation of Prasoon Joshi, and I think he will not lodge a GD regarding Copy Right Violation... sorry Joshi, I just listened and tried to remember the lines and using to give a message to my dear Natbar ... probably I don't have other fatal intention... by the way, I like these lines... )

hey kaala kaala kaala bandar
bahar hai ya andar
hey kaala kaala kaala bandar
jo dhoondhe sikander…

it wasnt’t me i swear
everybody’s looking for the monkey out there

aao hum sheeshaa dekhe...

usmein mein sandeshaa dekhein... apanaa ghaayal hisaa dekhein...
apanaa asli kissaa dekhein...

ghunghat ki gehraayi mein... phan phailaaye kaun hai... jhak safed libaason mein...
kaala sa sach maun hai...

( why are you not able to reveal all the black truth of yours and then face the life ... at least you will have no secret to keep safe)

i heard he’s two feet tall and bites off your knees

i heard he’s hot metal teeth and wears superman briefs
that makes sense i saw him flying last week
he was invisible some one saw some movement in the trees

i heard he’s an experiment gone wrong(baby voice)
a monkey alein that’s been left in the sun too long
i heard he’s a cyborg…..
you’re right!

made from parts of a toaster and a nuclear bomb
but who’s actually seen him….nobody
this all seems a little bit dodgy

saarey reeti riwaz hata kar
dekho apne ghar ke andar
shayad kahin kisi kone mein
oongh raha hai kaala bandar

in galion main rang hain kitne...

( I am becoming tired of counting the colours of life... as much as I'm counting, I'm becoming more and more amazed...)

kitne partein kitne pardey... aur pardon ke peechhe pardey

aur pardon ke par kahin par ...dard chhupaa hai ...ghau chhupey hain

(size does matter but the size of the emotion hidden behind the 'measurable size', if one cane able to measure, matters more...)

raaz kayee dabe paaon ghuse hai
jaan-ke bhi anjaan hai hum sab
paagal ya nadaan hai hum sab
paagal ya nadaan hai hum sab

hey kaala kaala kaala bandar
bahar hai ya andar
hey kaala kaala kaala bandar
lo dhoondhe sikander…

i like the kaala bandar since he came along
things changed... many things have been arranged
there’s more police in the streets ( so many moral policing by my side)
so i feel safe at night when i go to sleep!
now we always got electricity
so i never miss my favourite show on TV! ( how would I miss? I have nothing to do except the job and the ...)
i’m happy with the bandar
as long as he don’t get me
he can stay even longer
it don’t bother me
bandar kaala bandar don’t go way
bandar kaala bandar i beg you to stay